Generated by All in One SEO v4.9.7.2, this is an llms.txt file, used by LLMs to index the site. # RCG Publishing We do humor right. ## Sitemaps - [XML Sitemap](https://rcgpublishing.com/sitemap.xml): Contains all public & indexable URLs for this website. ## Pages - [Home](https://rcgpublishing.com/) - [et_pb_section bb_built=”1″][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=”4_4″][et_pb_slider show_arrows=”on” show_pagination=”on” remove_inner_shadow=”on” background_position=”top_left” background_size=”contain” hide_content_on_mobile=”off” hide_cta_on_mobile=”off” show_image_video_mobile=”off” custom_button=”off” button_icon_placement=”right” module_class=”front-slide” show_inner_shadow=”off” show_content_on_mobile=”off” show_cta_on_mobile=”off” custom_padding=”|||” _builder_version=”3.0.85″] [et_pb_slide background_position=”top_left” background_size=”cover” background_color=”#ffffff” alignment=”center” background_layout=”dark” allow_player_pause=”off” header_font_select=”default” body_font_select=”default” custom_button=”off” button_font_select=”default” button_use_icon=”on” button_icon_placement=”right” button_on_hover=”on” background_image=”https://rcgpublishing.com/contento/uploads/2015/08/front-slide-the-walk-on3-1.jpg” _builder_version=”3.0.85″ use_background_color_gradient=”off” background_color_gradient_start=”#2b87da” background_color_gradient_end=”#29c4a9″ background_color_gradient_type=”linear” background_color_gradient_direction=”180deg” background_color_gradient_direction_radial=”center” background_color_gradient_start_position=”0%” background_color_gradient_end_position=”100%” parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on” background_repeat=”no-repeat” background_blend=”normal” admin_title=”The Walk-On” use_bg_overlay=”off” use_text_overlay=”off” text_border_radius=”3″ text_shadow_style=”none” text_shadow_color=”rgba(0,0,0,0.4)” header_level=”h1″ - [The Walk-On](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/the-walk-on/) - When Tommy Chandler makes the UNCG basketball team as an unproven walk-on, he learns he's got what it takes to be a winner, both on and off the court. - [Books](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/) - [Romantic As Hell](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/romantic-as-hell/) - When Rodney Lacroix was growing up, he wanted to be the world's most romantic man. Actually, he wanted to be an astronaut, a fireman, an architect, and in his later years, an adult film star. After those attempts failed, he settled on becoming ridiculously romantic. And in this role, he has found success. Written in his trademark style, Romantic As Hell shares inventive and creative ideas to help the lover in you. You'll also find a bevy of pitfalls and blunders Rodney's made along the way. So prepare to enter the world of Rodney Lacroix. Look around, get some ideas, learn some new tricks. But be careful. You don't want to step in anything. - [Barry vs The Apocalypse](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/barry-vs-the-apocalypse/) - Introducing Barry Glick, a middle-aged Superhero with Super-Speed, Super-Strength, and a mullet. He thought he'd retired twenty years ago ... Now in his mid-forties, after years of apathy, selfishness, and using his X-Ray-Vision on lottery scratch-offs, Barry Glick is once again goaded into action when a Homeland Security agent disappears. Barry is reluctant to relinquish his simple life of frozen pizza and fruity beers, but when his sidekick's redheaded sister is involved, he weakens as much as that other guy around Kryptonite. Barry stumbles into a situation much more dire than a simple kidnapping; he uncovers a massive conspiracy to collapse the world's financial system and bring about a modern day Apocalypse. And he's the only one who can stop it. - [Perhaps I've Said Too Much](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/perhaps-ive-said-too-much/) - Perhaps I’ve Said Too Much (A great big book of messing with people) is the much anticipated follow-up to the heralded, award-winning Things Go Wrong For Me. In his second book, Rodney continues to harass the reader with his dull wit and unique story-telling style. Complete with original hand-drawn artwork and graphics, one-two punch Brain Nuggets, and the ever-popular Draw Something Files, Perhaps will not disappoint.* * Assumes you are an immature child who enjoys potty humor and making fart noises with your armpits. - [Things Go Wrong For Me](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/things-go-wrong-for-me/) - Things Go Wrong For Me (when life hands you lemons, add vodka) is a multiple-award-winning memoir of Rodney Lacroix's haywire life thus far. From his childhood, through the raising of his own kids, to his vasectomy and post-divorce world ... this book is more than just a culmination of outrageous stories woven into a cohesive narrative, it’s a testament for the "little guy." - [Follow The Money](https://rcgpublishing.com/books/follow-the-money/) - Follow the Money is an award-winning collection of ten interconnected short stories that will grab you, wrestle you to the ground and squeeze you until your funny bone snaps in two. A botched kidnapping, a money scam, a not-so-average convenience store holdup ... each story flows (with the money) through a series of interesting, and sometimes bizarre, plots. Layered and interweaved with seamless complexity, recurring characters and everyday motifs bind the ten stories into a single universal plot. Ingenious in its conception, flawless in its execution, Follow the Money is a hilarious, detailed study on the many facets of the human condition. Greed, Pride, Lust ... the seven deadly sins have never been so entertaining. Prepare yourself for a raunchy, gritty ride you'll never want to end. - [Ross Cavins](https://rcgpublishing.com/authors/ross-cavins/) - [et_pb_section bb_built=”1″][et_pb_row][et_pb_column type=”2_3″][et_pb_text] Ross Cavins is a web developer and author of the award-winning book, Follow The Money, and Claymore Award Finalist, Barry vs The Apocalypse. A self-appointed disciple of Elmore Leonard, he writes from his home in North Carolina where he pretends people pay him to do what he loves. His sense of humor - [Rodney Lacroix](https://rcgpublishing.com/authors/rodney-lacroix/) - Rodney Lacroix is a comedian, father of two amazing kids, reluctant 40-hour-a-week software engineer and best-selling author. In 2013, Rodney was awarded an NGI Book Awards Medal for his memoir, Things Go Wrong for Me. This beautiful medal is currently on display around his neck because he has not taken it off since receiving it. Also - [Authors](https://rcgpublishing.com/authors/)